Things were a little slow over the holidays. Not that there weren't funny things said, it's just that I forgot to write them down and quickly forgot them. So, I'm attempting to remember them now...here's a few gems for you.
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Me: (Stepping funny on kitchen floor...it squeaks and sounds like someone passed gas)
Cal: Hello Chris
Me: Cal, Chris isn't here (it's 10:15am)
Cal: Oh, I thought I heard him toot.
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Me: Avery, time for lunch
Avery: I not hungry.
Me: You have to be hungry, you haven't eaten anything all day.
Avery: I eat Play-Doe
Me: (Great...another rainbow diaper to change...seriously, how can she LIKE that stuff?)
Cal: Michele, are you the boss of this house?
Me: Yes Cal, I am. (ask Chris)
Cal: My mom is the boss of two houses now.
Cal: So, she is more important.
Me: Thanks Cal.
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Avery: Cal, you in my chair.
Cal: I was here first.
Avery: No, I was here first. Get up RIGHT NOW. I count to three.
Cal: No
Avery: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEBEN
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Avery: Mommy, I watch Da-da-da-da-da-Dora? (no, she doesn't have a stutter, she just thinks that's Dora's name..because of the song.)
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Me: Avery, let's go pee pee on the potty.
Avery: No, I no need to go.
Me: Avery, it's time to go potty.
Avery: No, Mommy, I just making lots of toots. (Why do so many conversations revolve around gas?)
I know that there are a lot more out there. I really have to remember to write these down.
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3 comments:
I love your quotables...my favorite is cal thinking Chris was there because he thought he heard him toot....No need to worry The Schavey family has a lot of conversation around gas too :)
Call me lets get together.
dawn
LOL! Love the fact that Cal thought Chris was tooting in the kitchen...
I don't really understand why Cal links a fart sound to me...it should be the sound of coolness...if it had a sound to notify him of my presence.
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